Sunday, March 30, 2008

Guess Who?

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding manstanding at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pinkenvelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle andstarts spraying scent all over them.
His curiosity gets the better of him and he goes up to the balding man and askshim what he's doing.
"I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine's Day cards signed, 'Guess who?'"
"But why?" asks the man.
"I'm a divorce lawyer."

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Ouch....

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