Tuesday, March 18, 2008

MONTHLY ***EXPENSES***

MONTHLY MILESTONES OF A BACHELOR GUY

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First Week

Second Week

Third Week

Fourth Week

a) Bank Balance

20000

2000

200

20

b) Conveyance

Auto ("I can afford it")

Share Auto ("I would like to share. I am selfless!")

Bus ("Public figures should travel by public transport")

Walk ("Good for health")

c) Girl Friends

Eena , Meena & Tina ("I can BUY love")

Meena &Tina ("I have enough girl friends")

Tina ("I am loyal to her")

"Huh! There is no pure love on earth!"

d) Mobile Maintenance

Frequent outgoing calls ("This is what mobile is invented for")

Restricted outgoing calls ("I should not create unnecessary traffic on mobile lines")

Rare outgoing calls (" Mobile should be used in urgent situations only")

Only incoming calls ("I am not going to call her until she calls me")

e) Boozing

"Come, let's go to Goa and freak out!

"Man, there is nothing in Goa . Let's go to Mysore .."

"The best place to booze on earth is our house itself. What say?"

"Drinking is injurious to health."



MONTHLY MILESTONES OF A Bachelor GIRL

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First Week

Second Week

Third Week

Fourth Week

a) Bank Balance

20000

20000

20000

20000

b) Conveyance

A uto ("after all my boy friend pays for it")

Auto ("after all my boy friend pays for it")

Auto ("after all my boy friend pays for it")

Auto ("after all my boy friend pays for it")

c) Boy Friends

Abhinav , saleem, Peter

Sachin, sumeet, vinay

Abhijeet, Ram, christopher...

Arun , Saketh, vimal..

d) Mobile Maintenance

Only Incoming calls (Its for ppl 2 call me)

Only Incoming calls (Its for ppl 2 call me)

Only Incoming calls (Its for ppl 2 call me)

Only Incoming calls (Its for ppl 2 call me)

e) Boozing

"Come, let's go to Goa and freak out!

"Come, let's go to Kulu and freak out!

"Come, let's go to Shimla and freak out!

"Come, let's go to darjling and freak out!

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