Sunday, March 30, 2008

The Magician and the Parrot

A young magician started to work on a cruise ship with his pet parrot. Theparrot would always ruin his act by saying things like, “He has a card up hissleeve” or “He has a dove in his pocket.”
One day the ship sank and the magician and the parrot found themselves alone ona lifeboat.
For a couple of days, they just sat there looking at each other. Finally, theparrot broke the silence and said, “Okay, I give up. What did you do with theship?”

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