Sick Leave................

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the
Boss would not
allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I
acted "CRAZY" then
he would tell me to take a few days off. So, I hung
upside down on the
ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker asked me
what I was doing.
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so
that the Boss would
think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and
asked,
"What are you doing?"

I told him I was a light bulb.

He said, "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and
recuperate
for a couple of days."

I jumped down and walked out of the office.

When my co-worker followed me, the Boss asked her,
"And where do you think you are going?"

( You are gonna love this.....)

She said, "I am going home too, I can't work in the dark."!!