The Preacher explains that he must move on to a larger congregation that willpay him more. There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him toleave.
oe Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the City, stands up andproclaims, "If the Preacher stays, I will provide him with a new Cadillac everyyear and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their children!"
The congregation sighs in appreciation and applauds.
Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and investor, stands and says, "If thePreacher will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary and establish afoundation to guarantee the college education of his children!"
More sighs and loud applause. Sadie Jones, age 88, stands and announces with asmile, "If the Preacher stays, I will give him sex."
There is total silence. The Preacher, blushing, asks her, "Mrs. Jones, whateverpossessed you to say that?"
Sadie's 90 year old husband, Jake, is now trying to hide, holding his foreheadwith the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side to side while his wifereplies, "Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said, 'Screwthe Preacher'."
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