Sunday, March 30, 2008

roses

One day the teacher came to class with a rose placed in her cleavage.
She asked, "Can anyone tell me what roses drink? How about you, Johnny?
""Milk!" answered Little Johnny.
"No, I'm sorry. That's the wrong answer.
Roses drink water," explained theteacher.
"Wow!" Johnny exclaimed. "I didn't know the stem was that long!"

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