Friday, March 28, 2008

saving up for 75 years

A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon weddingwhere the groom was 95 years old and the bride was 23. The groomlooked pretty feeble and the feeling was that the wedding nightmight kill him, because his bride was a healthy, vivacious youngwoman.

But lo and behold, the next morning, the bride came down the mainstaircase slowly, step by step, hanging onto the banister for dear life.

She finally managed to get to the counter of the little shop inthe hotel. The clerk looked really concerned, "Whatever happenedto you, honey? You look like you've been wrestling an alligator!"

The bride groaned, hung on to the counter and managed to speak,"Ohhh God! He told me he'd been saving up for 75 years, and Ithought he meant his money!!"

Ouch....

A man had been in a terrible car accident, and woke up in the hospital. Looking around, he noticed a doctor leaning over his bed. "...