Gals are impossible to please

If you are well dressed,
She thinks you are play boy.
If you are not,
She thinks you are a begger.

If you kiss her,
She thinks you are not a gentleman.
If you dont,
She thinks you are not a man.

If you praise her,
She thinks you are a lier.
If you dont she thinks,
You are good for nothing.

If you visit her often,
She thinks you are boring.
If you dont she accuses,
You for double crossing.

If you visit another girl,
She accuses you for being cheat.
If she is visited by another guy,
She says oh..! its natural! we are girls..!

If you propose love within a brief time,
You are a freash guy.
If you propose love later,
She wonders why

If you are jealous,
She says its bad.
If your not she doubts,
Your love and is not glad.

If you attempt romance,.
She thinks you dont respect her.
If you dont,
She thinks you dont like her.

If you listen,
She wants to talk .
If you wanna talk,
She also wants to talk.

Oh women..! you are soo simple, Yet soo complex.
You are soo weak,
Yet soo powerful..
Your soo confusing,
Yet soo desirable..