Sunday, March 30, 2008

Grass Sandwich

At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden todance.
While they were dancing, he gives her a little squeeze, and says, "In America,we call this a hug".
She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a hug too."
A little later, he gives her a peck on the cheek, and says, "In America, we callthis a kiss".
She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a kiss too."
Towards the end of the night, and a lot of drinks later, he takes her out on thecampus lawn, and proceeds to have sex with her, and says, "In America, we callthis a grass sandwich".
She says, "Yaaah in Sveden, we call it a grass sandwich too, but we usually putmore meat in it."

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