Recommended Dosage of VIAGRA

Recommended Dosage of VIAGRA
New Girl friend: No need,
Old G/f: 1/2 tablet,
Mistress: 1 tablet,
Wife: 2 tabs + whisky + blue film + will power + her permission.
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Wife: Muje lagta hai apka Rita k saath najayaz rishta hai.
Hubby: Ye tum kaise keh sakti ho?
Wife: Kal jab uske husband aye, to apki underwerr pehne huye the.
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Wife 2 naked husband: Why r u walking around, the neighbours can see ur thing?
Husband: So what?
Wife: They'll think I married u for MONEY!
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Wife A: I hate my Engineer husband. Erect & Erect.
Wife B: I Hate my Doc husband. Inject & Inject.
Wife C: U both r lucky, mine is judge… Tarik pe Tarikh ( DATE on DATE)
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On their first night:
Husband: Is it really ur first night?
Wife: No... No...Actually it is first time at night.
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Woman was having pain during delivery.
Husband prayed: Oh Lord! Please make it lose for the Baby and then tight for the Daddy
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Doc: Reports have got mixed up. I don't know if ur wife has AIDS or Alzheimer.
Man: What shld I do?
Doc: Drop her in the middle of town, if she comes back DON'T FUCK her..