Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Backwards Compliment

A wife was getting pretty upset about her husband's lack of attention and decided to come on a little stronger to him. After dinner, she put on her sexy, backless night-gown backwards so her tits were showing and sauntered into the living room.

"Notice anything?" she asked slyly.

"Yes, you've got your night-gown on backwards." her husband answered simply.

"How could you tell?" she cooed. "Because the shit stains are in the front." he said.