Monday, June 2, 2008

A man was charged with Necrophilia(having sex with a dead woman).

A man was charged with Necrophilia (having sex with a dead woman).
The judge said; I havn’t seen such disgusting case in 20 years. Can you give me one good reason why you did it?
Man: I can give 3 reasons.It’ non of ur business, she was my wife and I didn’t know she was dead as she always acted like that.

Wives are funny creatures. They don't have sex with their husbands for weeks and then they want to kill the woman who does

Every married man keeps wondering every evening: Should I go out and look at what I cannot fuck or....
Stay home and fuck what I cannot look at....

A man stands nude in front of a mirror n examines himself: I wish 2 inches more & I'll b a king.
Wife sitting behind: I think 2 inches less & u’ll b a queen.

Wife bought a new transparent Bra, wore in front of her hubby..
Hubby: Issme tum bahut sexy lag rahi ho.
Wife: Pata hai ! Salesman bhi yehi keh raha tha.

Q: Why do most women sleep in the afternoon ?
A: So that they can screw the tired man all night and blame him for poor performance!!