A man was charged with Necrophilia (having sex with a dead woman).
The judge said; I havn’t seen such disgusting case in 20 years. Can you give me one good reason why you did it?
Man: I can give 3 reasons.It’ non of ur business, she was my wife and I didn’t know she was dead as she always acted like that.
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Wives are funny creatures. They don't have sex with their husbands for weeks and then they want to kill the woman who does
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Every married man keeps wondering every evening: Should I go out and look at what I cannot fuck or....
Stay home and fuck what I cannot look at....
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A man stands nude in front of a mirror n examines himself: I wish 2 inches more & I'll b a king.
Wife sitting behind: I think 2 inches less & u’ll b a queen.
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Wife bought a new transparent Bra, wore in front of her hubby..
Hubby: Issme tum bahut sexy lag rahi ho.
Wife: Pata hai ! Salesman bhi yehi keh raha tha.
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Q: Why do most women sleep in the afternoon ?
A: So that they can screw the tired man all night and blame him for poor performance!!
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