Iwent to the movies the other night and sat in an last seat, as I usually do, because it feels a little roomier. Just as the feature was about to start, a blonde from the center of the row got upand started working her way out.
"Excuse me. Sorry! Oops. Excuse me, pardon me, gotta hurry. Oops! Excuse me."
By the time she got to me, I was trying to look around her and I was alittle impatient, so I said, "Couldn't you have done this a little earlier?"
"No!" she said in a loud whisper. "The 'Turn Off Your Cell Phone,Please' message just flashed up on the screen and mine is out in the car."
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Saturday, June 7, 2008
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