Friday, June 6, 2008


Superman was feeling bored after a longday of crime fighting and wanted to go out and party, so he called Batman toask if he wanted to go to a club and pick up some girls.

Batman said Robin was ill and he had to look after him.A little disappointed, Superman called Spiderman to see if he fancied a few beers.

Spiderman told him he had a date with Cat woman.As a last resort, Superman flew over to Wonderwoman' s apartment to see if she was free. As he landed on her balcony, he saw Wonderwoman naked on the bed with her legs open.

Superman thought to himself: "I'm faster than a speeding bullet. I could be in there, have sex, and be out again before she knew what was happening". So Superman did his Super Thing in a split-second and flew off happily.

Mean while on the bed, Wonderwoman said: "Did you hear something?

"No" said the InvisibleMan, "but my a*s hurts like hell!!"