Monday, June 9, 2008

back to Surat!!

At Heathrow airport, an announcement goes out over the Public AddressSystem: 'Mr.Rand Chod Kar Sandaas ! Mr. Rand Chod Kar Sandaas - please report to Reception'.

Ranchhodbhai Karsandas, who has just arrived ex Surat, goes red with anger.He goes to the reception, and shouts loudly to the English receptionist.The following conversation must go into history books of cock-ups:

Ranchhodbhai: 'Madar Chod ! I am Ranchhod.... .... '

Receptionist: 'Mr. Madar Chod Rand Chod ? Sir, that is not the name I have here.. I have Mr. Rand Chod Kar Sandaas..... ....'

Ranchhodbhai: 'Arrey Bhenchod, I am NOT Madar chod !!!'

Receptionist: 'So are you Mr. R.A. Ben or Mr. R.A. Chod ? Is your surname Ben or Chod ?'

Ranchhodbhai: (now really really pissed) 'Chootia taari ! I am Ranchhod.... ....'

Receptionist: 'Excellent sir, so who is Chootia Tari then ???'When upon a Chinese guy turns up at the Reception and says: 'Were you calling me ?'

Receptionist: 'Who are you?'

Chinese Guy: 'I am Choo Tia.....'Where upon Ranchhodbhai decides to fly back to Surat!!!*