Tuesday, November 4, 2008

quotes and Jokes

Hitler asked for a stenographer but was given a loptop.

Don't you know,he screamed, I am a dictator.

Interviewer: Why are you changing your current job?
Applicant:Because the company shifted,and they did'not tell me where?

A day without laughter is a day wasted.

Courage is the price that life enacts for granting peace.

Ram: My wifeWent out to buy Ladies finger last week,but not returned.
Bheem: Then why don't you cook something else?

Even if you are on the right track,you will get runover if you just sit there.

Ram: Where did you get those big eyes ?
Bheem:They came with the face.

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