Funny quotes about man

Men are like parking spots: The good ones are already taken, and the rest are handicapped.

Men are like plungers: They spend most of their time in the hardware store or the bathroom.

Men are like coolers: Load them with beer, and you can take them anywhere.

Men are like computers: Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

May our children be blessed with rich parents Boys attitude!

A boy wen proposes a girl If she says YES,then
"Pata ni kenia nu haan kiti honi" If she says NO,"then
Bandri apne ap nu Ashwarya Rai samjdi ae...

."To our wives and lovers...may they never meet!
If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry.A successful husband is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man!