Thursday, November 13, 2008

CALORIES BURNED DURING SEX

Gentlemen , here is your guide to weightloss

CALORIES BURNED DURING SEX!

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent12 Calories Without her consent2,187 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands8 Calories With one hand12 Calories With your teeth485 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection6 Calories Without an erection3,315 Calories

POSITIONS:
Missionary12 Calories 69 lying down78 Calories 69 standing up812 Calories

Wheelbarrow216 Calories Doggy Style326 Calories Italian chandelier2,912 Calories

ORGASMS:
Real112 Calories Fake1,315 Calories

POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging18 Calories Getting up immediately36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
If you are: 20-29 years36 Calories
30-39 years80 Calories 40-49 years124 Calories 50-59 years1,972 Calories
60-69 years7,916 Calories 70 and overResults are still pending

DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly..32 Calories In a hurry98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door5,218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door13,521 Calories
Results may vary!

THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD
Right now, as you read this, 69 Million males are having SEX! And you're on the computer!!!

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