Monday, November 30, 2009

Kaam wali shanti ko bulao

Santa: Kaam wali shanti ko bulao.!

Wife: Kyun?

Santa: Doctor ne kaha hai, raat mein dawa khane ke baad shanti ke saath so jaana.



One: Oye tera ek daant neela kyun ho gaya?

Two: Yaar maine ink lagayi hai.

One: Woh kyun.?

Two: Kyun ke aaj kal bluetooth ka zamana hai yaar.




Ek dost dusre dost se: Kya, tumne jhoot pakarne wali machine dekhi hai?

Doosra dost: Deki nahi mere paas mein hai! Are maine to usse shadi ki hai.



Ek police Inspector ke ghar chori ho rahi thi.

Wife: Utho ji, ghar mein chori ho rahi hai.

Police Inspector: Mujhe sone de, main iss time duty par nahi hoon.


Husband: Tumse shaadi karke mujhe ek bahut bada faayda hua hai!

Wife: Woh kya?

Husband: Mujhe mere gunaaho ki saza jeete jee hi mil gayi!


Abhijeet Kumar
"Zindagi ki asli udaan abhi baaki hai,
Zindagi ke kai imtehaan abhi baaki hai,
Filhaal to naapi hai mutthi-bhar zameen hi,
Abhi to saara asmaan baaki hai..."

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