Friday, November 6, 2009

Best Hindi Adult Non-Veg sexy Jokes ever

Judge: Why do you want a divorce?
Husband: She does not satisfy me in bed.
Judge: Is it correct?
Wife: Sara mohalla khush hai, bas isike hi nakhre Hai.

Father went to school for getting report of his son.
Father: Madam kab dengi aap report?
Teacher: Periods khatam hone ke bad.

SUHAG RAAT WIFE: Piche nahi aage dalte hai
Sardar: Tuje kaise pata?
WIFE: Mera dost mere aage se dalta tha
Sardar: Chup kar mera dost mere pichhe dalta tha

Santa: Bhaisaab ek condom dena. Meine girl friend ko gift dena hai.
Dukandar: Is par cover chada du.
Santa: Arre nai yeh to cover hai gift to mere pass hai

Pakistani ladkiyon ke ( . ) ( . ) Boob's Bade kyon hote hain?
Kyun ki.... Wo aate-jaate har ek ko kehti hain- "AA DAAB"

What's the best family planning slogan on a Govt bus?
"Hum do hamare do" - No!
"Chota Pariwar Sukhi Pariwar" - No!
The answer is: "Kripya Peeche se Chadiye"

A girl was handling a boy's cock for the first time.
After some time few drops came out, she sked what's that?
Boy said: "Yeh khushi ke aansoo hai"

Lady says to Kelewala: Kabhi tight kele bhi rakh liya karo.
Kelewala: Kabhi khane ke liye bhi le liya karo.

Ek Ummeed ka Diya jal raha thaa jise Baarish ne bujha diya,
Tanaah akele khushi se jee rahe the kambakht unki Yaad ne rulaa diya..!.!

Ishq ne insan ko kya se kya bana diya
kisiko kavi to kisiko katil bana diya
Do phulon ka boj na utha sakti thi Mumtaz
Aur Shahjahan ne us per TAJMAHAL bana diya

Roti Hui Ankho me Intzar Hota hai,
Na Chahte Hue B Pyar Hota hai,
Q Dekte hai Hm Wo Sapne,
Jinke Tutne Pr B Unke Sach Hone Ka intzr Hota hai

Vo dil hi kya jo vaffa na kare,
Tujhe bhul kar jiyen khuda na kare,
Rahegi teri dosti meri jindgi ban kar,
Vo baat aur hai agar jindgi vaffa na kare.

Na gujarana aaj k din kisi masjid k pas se
kahi log chand samajhkar roja na tod de,
or hokar khafa Khuda tumse kahin,
Husn banana na chhod de.

Likha manjur kissmat ne khuda ko yaad kyaa karna,
jaha bedard haakim hoo wahaa fariyaad kyaa karna*

15 comments:

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Sir Hindi Ka Period Lene Ke Liye Class Mein Jate Hai.
Sir To Student: “ Abb Ek-Ek Doha Sunao ”
Ek Ladke Ne Class Mein Bethe Santa Ki Beizzti Karne Ke Liye Bola
Ladka: “ Chidiya Baithi Ped Pe, Usne Diya Moot, Santa Ki Maa Ki Chut ”
Santa Ki Beizzti Pe Khush Hote Hue (Kyunki Sardaro Ke Majak Pe Log Jyadatar Khush Hote Hai) Sir Bola.
Sir: “ Shabaash, Very Good, Santa Ab Tum Sunao ”
Santa: “ Kabutar Baitha Ped Pe Usne Diya Moot , Iski Maa Ka Bhosda ”
Ladka: “ Sir Iska Doha Galat Hai, Kuch Jama Nahi ”
Sir: “ Haan Sahi Bola, Santa Tumne Galat Bola Hai ”
Santa: “ Aapne Poora Suna Hi Nahi Ji, Maine Kaha – Kabutar Baitha Ped Pe Usne Diya Moot, Iski Maa Ka Bosda, Master Ki Maa Ki Chut “

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