Thursday, November 5, 2009

2009 year best joke ever

I know you will laugh at this.*

Out of a bunch of millions of sperms, there was this one sperm named mosasa.

Mosasa was always trying to keep his fitness, jogging, lifting weights, and

even swimming. And when his friends asked him why was he doing these things

he said "only one of us will meet the egg and make a baby, and I want to be

that one when the time comes". His friends would just laugh at him and pass.

The time for them to go out came and Mosasa outran all of them (I'm talking

millions of sperms) to the exit, as a matter of fact, there was a huge gap

between Mosasa and the rest.

All of a sudden the other guys saw Mosasa running back as fast as they have

ever saw him. As he passed them to an opposite direction they asked, "

Mosasa why are you running back, didn't you say you wanted to be the one",

and Mosasa breathlessly replied, "heh heh heh heh… "This fool is