Tuesday, October 21, 2008

HUMOUR - WHY SOME MEN HAVE DOGS AND NOT WIVES........

  • 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
  • 2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
  • 3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
  • 4. A dog's parents never visit.
  • 5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
  • 6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
  • 7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
  • 8. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, 'If I died, would you get another dog?'
  • 9. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
  • 10. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck. And last, but not least:
  • 11. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.
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