Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for
Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One
candidate is Mr. Reddy an Indian (Hyderabad) guy.
Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asking those who do
not know JAVA program to leave.2000 people leave the room. Reddy says to
himself, 'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll
give it a try'
Bill Gates asked the candidates who never had experience of managing
more than 100 people to leave. 2000 people leave the room. Reddy says to
himself ' I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to lose
if I stay. What can happen to me?' So he stays.
Then Bill Gates asked candidates who do not have management diplomas to
leave. 500 people leave the room. Reddy says to himself, 'I left school
at 15 but what have I got to lose?' So he stays in the room.
Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo - Croat
to leave. 498 people leave the room. Reddy says to himself, ' I do not
speak one word of Serbo - Croat but what do I have to lose?' So he stays
and finds himself with one other candidate. Everyone else has gone.
Bill Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you are the only two
candidates who speak Serbo - Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have a
conversation together in that language.'
Calmly, Reddy turns to the other candidate and says 'Elaa vunnavu babu'
The other candidate answers 'Baguunanu babu '
Bill Gates Congratulated them "Wonderful both of you were selected".
Don't Loose your Confidence ever.........................
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Tuesday, October 21, 2008
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