Wednesday, October 22, 2008

must read HINDI adult jokes

boy : agar me tumhe kiss karke bhag jau to ?
girl : to kya me aisa samajti ki jo ladka pura paper complete kar
sakta tha, lekin woh objective likh ke chala gaya

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Chitti aur Hathi LOVE marrige hui.
2 din ke baad Chitti vidhwa ho gai.
Chitti : wah bhagvan yeh kaisa insaf hai
sirf 2 din ka pyar aur umr bhar kabar banane ki saja di hai...

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LEARN FROM DOT.

Even a single dot can make stop a big statement.
but A few more can restart it....
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My heart problem has
reached a critical stage.
That doctor says:
There r only 2 options left…
ICU
Or
U C Me.

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