Tuesday, October 21, 2008

satellite dish

Satellite Dish Wife: Doctor My husband thinks he's a satellite dish.

Doctor: Don't worry I can cure him.

Wife: I don't want him cured I want you to adjust him to get the movie channel.

This is joke on musharraf involovement

Musharraf calls Bush on 11th sept

Musharraf Mr. President, I would like to express my condolences to you. It is a real tragedy. So many people, such great buildings... I would like to ensure that we had nothing in connection with that........

Bush What buildings?
What people??

Musharraf Oh, and what time is it in America now?

Bush It's eight in the morning.

Musharraf Oops...Will call back in an hour!