Tuesday, December 30, 2008

blond

4 hightech blonde inventions:---

Waterproof towel ---
Solar powered-----
flashlight---
Book on how to read ----
Pedal powered wheel chair.

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Why did the blonde cut the sides of the capsule before taking it?
To avoid side effects.
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A blonde man proposed to a girl. The girl said, "I'm a year older than you."
Blonde man said, "OK, no problem, I'll marry you next year."
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Why was the blonde writing the exam near the door? Because it was an
entrance exam.
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A blonde's son: Dad, there is some one at the door collecting
donations for a swimming pool.
Blonde dad: Give him a glass of water.
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Blonde:I am a proud father, my son is in medical college.
Redhead: Really, what is he studying?
Blonde: He is not studying, they are studying him.

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