Sunday, December 7, 2008

A male-to-female transexual

A male-to-female transexual was being interviewed on a radio talk show.
The DJ asked the transexual "What sort of pain did you experience
during the operation?"

The transexual replied, "Well, when they cut my penis off, that really
didn't hurt as much as I thought it would. Then they implanted the
breasts in my chest, well, that really didn't hurt too much either..."

"Then you didn't experience any real physical pain at all then?"

"You're joking! What really hurt was when they removed half my brain
and doubled the size of my mouth!