Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Jus Relax

Chuha Billi se darta hai,  
Billi Kutte se darti hai, 
Kutta Aadmi se darta hai, 
Aadmi Biwi se darta hai,  
Biwi Chuhhe se darti hai! 
Duniya gol  hai....   

Ek macchar ek takle ke sar  par ja baita... 
Doosra  macchar bola: Waha kya ghar dunda hai.. 
Pehla  macchar bola: Ghar kaha re abi to sirf  plot kharida hai...
   
Boy to  girl: Hey, if I climb this coconut tree, I can see  engineering college girls. 
Girl:  Leave both  the hands from the tree top and you can see medical college  girls.   

Judge : Is Gunde ke dono  kan  kaat do. 
Gunda :  Nahin main  andha ho jaunga. 
Judge :  Kaan katne  se andha kaise honge?
Gunda :  Chashma kya  tere baap ke  kan pe  bethaunga?   

Teacher:  You idiot!  At your age Einstein was ranked 1st in class. What about  you? 
Student:  Sir, at  your age Hitler committed suicide! What about you?!   

Ek sharabi mar hi raha ta  tab Bhagwan pratyaksh hoke usse poocha: "Koi antim ichcha?' Sharabi:  Aagle janam  me ek liver extra laga dena!     Thanks, Madhukar    

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