Thursday, April 18, 2013

Terrrific quotes ( One liner ) of 2013


1. A good discussion is like a miniskirt, Short enough to pertain interest and long enough to cover the subject!
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2. Love is photogenic it needs darkness to develop.
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3.Children in backseats cause accidents, Accidents in backseats cause children!
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4."Your future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep!
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5.There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning!
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6."ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY", So what? Who's in a hurry?
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7."Hard work never killed anybody", But why take the risk! (I don't want to be an exception!)
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8."Work fascinates me", I can sit and watch it for hours!
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9.God made relatives, Thank God we can choose our friends.
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10.My girlfriend ran away with my best friend and I really am sorry for him!
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11.God is Alive! Speak to Him!, (It's cheaper after 9.30 p.m.!)
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12.When two's company, three's the result!
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13.A designer dress is like a barbed fence, It protects the premises without restricting the view!
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