Tuesday, April 2, 2013

Blonde jokes

 

Mickey was in a bar having a drink, and the barmaid was one sexy looking blonde lady!
He slapped a ten spot on the table and said, "I bet I can keep an eye on this drink while I go to the bathroom." 


She knew the bathroom was around the corner so she accepted the bet. He took his glass eye out, placed it beside the drink and went to the bathroom. "Bet you I can bite my own ear," Mickey challenged next. 

The bet was accepted. He took out his false teeth & nipped his ear. Once more he scooped up the money. "Okay," he said, "I'll give you a chance to win your money back. 

I bet I can make love to you so tenderly you won't feel a thing." Now that was one thing she knew about, so she accepted the bet. Mickey lifted her skirt & away they went. "I can feel you." she giggled.
"Oh well," he grinned, "You win some, you lose some!!" 

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