Monday, April 8, 2013

Small and sweet jokes

1) My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked God, "Is this love ?" God replied, "No dear, exam is near."

2) Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 35 runs. Dravid said what happened, it's not yet 50 or 100. Harbhajan - yes, but the students understand the importance of scoring 35.

3) What is the similarity between the circus and a beautiful girl's heart ?
Ans.- Both have space for one more clown.....

4) True love is like a pillow. You can put your head on its shoulders When you are in trouble, you can cry on it When you are in pain, you can embrace it when you are happy. Want true love ? Spend Rs.50/- BUY A PILLOW....... .

5) Teacher- What are the people of turkey called ?
Student- I don't know.
Teacher- They are called Turks.
Teacher- What are the people of Germany called ?
Student- They are called Germs.....

6) Sardar looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sardar 1 - Look, so many bandages, pakka truck accident case hai.

Sardar 2 - Aaho, truck number bhi likha hai. B.C. 1760

7) Aek ladka old man ko cycle ki takkar maar deta hai. Old man ladke ko 1 rupiya de kar bola- beta, andhe ko paise dena punya ka kaam hota hai.