He She what they say

 
He said...She said

He said... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to
put in it.
She said...You wear briefs, don't you?

She said...What do you mean by coming home half drunk?
He said... It's not my fault...I ran out of money.

He said ... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make
love to you in the worst way.
She said...Well, you succeeded.

He said... 'Two inches more, and I would be king'
She said...'Two inches less, and you'd be queen

On wall in ladies room: "My husband follows me everywhere."
Written just below it: "I do not."

He said... "Shall we try a different position tonight?"
She said..."That's a good idea.... you stand by the ironing board
while I sit on the sofa and fart. "

Priest... 'I don't think you will ever find another man like your
late husband.'
She said...'Who's gonna look?'

He said ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I
gave you?
She said...Turn sideways and look in the mirror.

He said ... Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
She said...Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the
hallway light on.

He said ... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said...I would, but you're never there.