Best sexy jokes

Wife :

Whenever I sing why do you stand in the balcony?

Husband :
To ensure that our neighbours don't think I'm ****ing you forcibly..!

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Girls hostel main call aata hai:
caller: mona hai ?
warden: kaun mona..peeche kya lagati hai ?
Caller: ab ka to pata nahi ..pahle sarso ka tel lagati thi !!


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Salman Khan to abhishek bachan : aapko pata hai aaj tak kinte log aishwarya ko chod chuke hai?

Abhishek :.. no idea

Salman : Get IDEA
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Girl enters in a *** shop...........
GIRL:Where is the artificial ***** section?
SHOP KEEPER: In that corner mam.
GIRL: How much for this big red one?
Shop Keeper:Sorry mam, thats not a toy,Its Fire extingusher.........
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Bhaiyon yeh wala to all d singles out der....
14 ko sagai thi.
15 ko shaddi thi.
16 ko beer ki barsaat thi...
Jab ankh khuli toh hath mein LUND aur chaddi barbaad thi.