Sunday, July 31, 2011

Best of hindi sex jokes

Sardar 1 Randi Ki Chudai Kar Raha Tha
Chudai Karte Waqt Usne Randi Ki ***** Me Moot Diya
Randi Ne 1 Thappad Usko Rasid Diya
Sardar :
Kyo Mara?
Randi:
Behanchod,Public Place Me Peshaab Karta Hai



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Naughty boy draws a ***** on the black board. Lady teacher rubs it off. Next day he draws a bigger one
& writes: 'jitna ragdogi utna bada hoga...



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Ek aadmi govt job ke liye interview dene gaya. Interviewer -
Aapki koi majburi to nahi?
Aadmi:- ji sir, asal me pehle main fauj me tha, jung ke dauraan
meri taango ke darmiyaan ek bomb phata aur mere TATTE ud gaye.!
Interviewer:- Ye to koi problem nahi...Monday se aap join kare.
Hum sab 9 baje aate hai, aap 11 baje aana.
Aadmi:-aisa kyun?
Interviewer:- Hum sab 11 baje tak kuch nahi karte,
bas TATTE khujlate rehte hai



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Preeto: Aaj koi naye style mei *** karenge

Santa: Hei???...Sochne de...OK chal KAAN mei daalta hu..

Preeto: Haai....mei behri ho gayi toh?????

Santa: Chup Bhenchot....Aaj tak kabhi GUNGEE hui kya??



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Judge : as you are the key witness, can u tell me the exact place, where this man ****d ur wife?
Sardar Lifted sardarni's saree and said: here my lord.



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Nigahon Se Nigahein Mila Kar To Dekho
Kabhi Kisi Ladki Ko Patta Kar To Dekho
Hasratein Dil Mein Dabane Se Kya Fayda
Apne Haathon Se Zara Daba Kar To Dekho
Aasmaan Simat Jayega Tumhare Aagosh Mein
Ladki Ki Taangen Phaila Kar To Dekho
Agar Ye Na Kar Sako To Haar Mat Manna
Do Boonden To Zaroor Girengi Yaaron
Zara Apne Lund Ko Hila Kar To Dekho.



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A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,

When her friends asked her what happened?

She replied :
When this 70 year old ******* told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,

“I thought It was MONEY"

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Boobs ki atma-katha

Mera janam 12 saal baad hua,
Rang layi mere chahne waalon ki dua.
Jab mai bilkul choti thi,
Tab mein frock mein soti thi.
Fir mere aakar ka vistar hua,
Neebu badh k Anaar hua.
Jab mai badhne lgi,
Her kisi ki nazar mujhpe padne lgi.
Hua fir Bra mera ghar,
Ab lagne laga mujhe dar.
Jab mera size hua bda,
Jaane kitno ka hua khada.
Bheed me Ladko ne hath mara,
Mujhe ehsas hua bahut Pyara.
Fir na jane kitno ne dabaya,
Sach bada maja aaya.
Kisi ne pyar se sehlaya,
Kisi ko pyar se chusvaya.
Kisi ne mujhko masal diya,
kisi ne mujhpe Apna lund ragad diya.
Jab mai gayi jhul
Log mujhko gaye bhul




6 comments:

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Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

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Somnath Travels said...

Mood Bana Diya Yaar Refresh Ho Gaye
Lage raho
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