Sunday, October 3, 2010

minister and his wife

MINISTER: sach-sach batao,
tum kitni bar hamse bewafai ki ho?

WIFE: kul 3 bar.

MINSTR: kab-kab?

WIFE: jab apka dil ka operation tha to
Dr. ke pas gai thi,
Fir jab Aap jail me band hue to judge ke pas gai thi.

MINSTR: Aur Teesri bar?

WIFE: Jab apko sarkar banana tha,
Aur apke pas 76 MLAs kum the...

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