Sunday, October 3, 2010

Hookers Tax Return

A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. 

The accountant says, 'Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few questions.' He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. And then asks, 'What is your occupation?' The woman replies, 'I'm a wh0re.

'The accountant balks and says, 'No, no, no. That will never work. That is much too crass. Let's try to rephrase that.' The woman, 'OK, I'm a prostitute.''No, that is still too crude. Try again.' They both think for a minute, then the woman states, 'I'm a chicken farmer.' The accountant asks, 'What does chicken farming have to do with being a wh0re or a prostitute?'

'Well, I raised over 5,000 c0cks last year.'