The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You're charged with
beating your wife to death with a hammer."
A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, "You bastard."
The judge says, "You're also charged with beating your mother-in-law
to death with a hammer."
The voice in the back of the courtroom yells out, "You God-damned bastard."
The judge stops, and says to the guy in the back of the courtroom,
"Sir, I can understand your anger and frustration at this crime. But
no more outbursts from you, or I'll charge you with contempt. Is that
a problem?"
The guy in the back of the court stands up and says, "For fifteen
years, I've lived next door to that bastard, and every time I asked to
borrow a hammer, he said he didn't have one."
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