Wednesday, June 10, 2009

hindi adults jokes new

Beta: Papa, paise do

Papa: Nahi doonga

Beta: Toh maadarchot paida kyun kiya?

Papa: Lowde, teri maaki chut abhi band nahi hui hai... WAAPAS CHALA

JAA...

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Bhoot ko chudel se pyar ho gaya
, bola chalna dono CHODTE hain. Chudel:

Chalo..

Bhoot: Lekin kahan? Chudel: Bhosadike, Lodde, kahin bhi chod le na, hame

kaun dekhnewala hai!!



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Kaho sardarji suhaagraat kaisi rahi?

Kuch mat pooch yaar! Pehle 8 bar to Missed Call aur Wrong number lage

aur

jab sahi number laga to balance NIL thi.



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Sardar: Mere jitna bada CONDOM milega?

Vepari: tum itne bade CONDOM ka kya karoge?

Sardar:Fancy dress me main LUND
bana hoon!