Saturday, June 20, 2009

adults jokes

* Teacher class mein apne baby ko doodh pilate hue boli: Ale ale mela beta dudh p k doctor banega.

Pappu: Mam! Thoda hame bhi pila do hum compounder hi ban jaayenge.



* Grammar Teacher: Rahul sharaab Nahin Peeta Hai. Is sentence mein
Rahul kya hai?

Pappu: Madam! Rahul chutiya hai...


* Lalu: Rabri, tum to hamara CHAND ho.

Rabri: Na ji hamka CHAND VAND mat kahiye, ye sasure America wale roj Chand
pe chadte utarte rahte hai.


* Ladke wale ladki ka haath kab mangte hai???????????

JAB LADKE KA HAATH THAK JATA HAI...............

1 comments:

santosh said...

Girls Collage mai Strike ho gai,
Sabhi girls Nare Laga rahi hai,
Girls k satth Boys bhi unka satth de rahe hai,
Girls ne Nare lagate huye "HAMARI MANGE....,
Piche se Awaz aye,"SINDUR SE BHARO....".