* Teacher class mein apne baby ko doodh pilate hue boli: Ale ale mela beta dudh p k doctor banega.
Pappu: Mam! Thoda hame bhi pila do hum compounder hi ban jaayenge.
* Grammar Teacher: Rahul sharaab Nahin Peeta Hai. Is sentence mein
Rahul kya hai?
Pappu: Madam! Rahul chutiya hai...
* Lalu: Rabri, tum to hamara CHAND ho.
Rabri: Na ji hamka CHAND VAND mat kahiye, ye sasure America wale roj Chand
pe chadte utarte rahte hai.
* Ladke wale ladki ka haath kab mangte hai???????????
JAB LADKE KA HAATH THAK JATA HAI...............
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Girls Collage mai Strike ho gai,
Sabhi girls Nare Laga rahi hai,
Girls k satth Boys bhi unka satth de rahe hai,
Girls ne Nare lagate huye "HAMARI MANGE....,
Piche se Awaz aye,"SINDUR SE BHARO....".
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