Wednesday, September 17, 2014

Whatsapp jokes of 2014



In New York hospital, Nurse to a new but arrogant white american father:
''Congrats, your wife just had triplets.''
American: ''Im not suprised lady. My tool is as big as a chimney!
Nurse: ''Then Better get it cleaned... they're all Black''


LADY TO Dr : My Periods are coming brown colour
Is there any infection?
Dr:How many times u do sex?
Lady: 2times in a yr
Dr: ye infection nahi
ZANG laga hai.



Pota- Dadaji ye condom kya hota hai?
Dadaji- Chal Bhag, Mujhe Nahi Pata.
Pota- Main Janta tha Buddhe, Tujhe pata hota to aaj PROPERTY ke 14 tukde nahi hote..


Santa Kamwali ko ched raha tha.
Kamwali: Battamizi mat kar, MOR bana dungi.
Santa: Murga banate suna tha. Mor kaise banate hai.
Kamwali: Gand me ulti zadu daal ke.



A lady lost her Panties in the park.
She made her Dog smell her Pussy and to go and search for it.
The Confused Dog came back with Dozens of Used Condoms!


Question: Why Do Girls Put On Weight After sex?                                        
Ans: Bcoz every banana has 108 calories..


Sindhi's Son: Papa mere dur ki nazar kharab ho gayi hai, naye SPECS banwa do... !
Sindhi : bahar chal, woh kya hai aasman mai?
Sindhi's son: Papa woh chand hai.
Sindhi: Isse dur kya bhenchod pariyo ki gaand dekhega???


Teacher: What is the opposite of laughing?
Pappu: Fucking!
Teacher: Shame on you! How is that?
Pappu: Laughing is ha ha ha ha and fucking is ah ah ah ah ahh aaahhh..!!


Some great sexy sayings-
"U cannot taste me, until u
undress me?"
-Banana.
"U cannot eat me unless u lick me"
- Ice cream.
"U can not play with me unless u blow me"
- Balloon.
"U can not enjoy me unless u suck me"
- Lollypop.
"U make me wet & put me in your mouth everyday"
- Toothbrush.
And the most killer one
"U can not enjoy me unless u spread me"
Butter
Aisi Koi Chiz Batao Jisko Bajane Se Andar Se Bacche Nikalte Hai..?
Socho ..... Nhi Malum???




"School Ki Ghanti" :)
Soch Badalo Desh Badlega.
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Jab ladki sare kapde nikal deti hai to kya hota hai ???
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Almari khali ho jati hai..
Soch badlo, Desh badlega!
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Kehte hai aurat ke hath mein barkat hoti hai,
Sahi hai, Kyun ki..
2 inch ki chiz ko 7 inch ka kar de ti hai,



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Im talking about.... Roti
Kamino Apni Soch badlo, Desh badlega.. 

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