Wednesday, September 17, 2014

Whats App and FaceBook

I really laughed at this one ----


On "What'sapp"
Wife: Kab se wait kar rahi hun?Ghar kab aa rahe ho.
Husband: Abhi kuch pata, nahi dimag mat khao. Jab dekho pareshan karti rehti ho.

On "FaceBook"
Wife: Dear when will you be back. You are the best husband in the world. Miss you. Come back soon.
(Status liked by 10 of her friends)

Husband: Thanks for being there always .... so lucky to have a wonderful wife like you! Will be back soon honey.  
(Status liked by 15 friends, sister-in-law & mother-in-law)

A Husband asked God :
Why my wife loves a rose which dies in a day ...
But doesn't love me who dies for her every day.......!!
God replied :
Mast hai !! WHATSAPP pe daal...!! 

On wife's b'day, man ordered a cake on phone.
Salesman: Wat msg to put on d cake?
Man: Write"Getting older but U R getting better."
Salesman: How do u want me to put it?
Man: Well.. put "U R getting older"at the top And "But U R getting better" at d bottom.
When d cake was unveiled all guests were aghast at d msg. It read: "You are getting older at the top,
But You are getting better at the bottom!"
Moral:- Don't order cakes over phone.
Dont laugh alone pass it on.....

In this world everybody makes mistakes, but
only mother in law & Boss have the God-gifted talent of Finding them