Wednesday, September 17, 2014

Best of 2014 hindi jokes

Madam- Hand par ek sentence banao,
Boy- My penis in ur Hand
Madam- Madarchod ye kya likh diya
Boy -Sorry mam pen k baad space dena bhul gaya ???

A warning notice in a factory for female workers:
"If ur skirt is long, stay away from the Engines
if it's short, stay away from the Engineers"!!

'Happy Engineers Day'!

Every Man is Millionaire atleast by his sperm count...
And the Funniest thing is that even these million are also spent on Women...!! 
1 sperm has 37.5 MB of DNA information in it,
which means a normal fuck represents a data transfer of 1587 GB in about 3 seconds...
And we think 3G is fast !

The 1st Penis guard in Cricket was used in 1894 & the 1st Helmet was used in 1934.
MORAL: It took 40 yrs for men to realize that Brain is also an important part. But priority was always clear.....