Wednesday, September 17, 2014

Best of 2014 hindi jokes

Madam- Hand par ek sentence banao,
Boy- My penis in ur Hand
Madam- Madarchod ye kya likh diya
Boy -Sorry mam pen k baad space dena bhul gaya ???


A warning notice in a factory for female workers:
"If ur skirt is long, stay away from the Engines
&
if it's short, stay away from the Engineers"!!

'Happy Engineers Day'!



HILARIOUS TRUTH :
Every Man is Millionaire atleast by his sperm count...
And the Funniest thing is that even these million are also spent on Women...!! 
.......................
1 sperm has 37.5 MB of DNA information in it,
which means a normal fuck represents a data transfer of 1587 GB in about 3 seconds...
And we think 3G is fast !

:-) 
The 1st Penis guard in Cricket was used in 1894 & the 1st Helmet was used in 1934.
MORAL: It took 40 yrs for men to realize that Brain is also an important part. But priority was always clear..... 

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