Friday, July 20, 2012

Maid Of Honor

A man returned home from the night shift at 8 am, went straight up to the bedroom and found his wife with the sheet pulled over her head, feigning sleep.

Not to be denied, the horny fellow pulled up the sheet and proceeded to make love to her.
Afterward, as he hurried downstairs for something to eat, he was startled to find breakfast on the table and his wife pouring coffee.

"How'd you get down here so fast?", he asked, "we were just making love."

"Oh my God", his wife gasped, "that's my mother up there! She came over with a headache. I told her to lie down for a while."

Rushing upstairs, the woman ran into the bedroom.

"Why didn't you say something!", she asked her mother. "I haven't spoken to that jerk in fifteen years", she huffed,"and I wasn't about to start now!"

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