Friday, July 20, 2012

Adult joke Overdue

Mr.Sharma comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: "I have great news: I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we  can't tell anybody."

The next day, Mrs.Sharma receives a telephone call  from  Electric Company because the  electricity bill has not been paid.

" Am I speaking to Mrs.Sharma ? "  "Yes...... speaking"  
guy, "You're a month overdue, you know!"
"How do YOU know?" stammers the young woman. 
"Well, ma'am, it's in our files!" says the  guy . 
"What are you saying? It's in your files ...... HOW  ?????"  
"Yes ........... We have a system of finding out who's overdue "
"GOD !!!!!!...... ... this is too much........ .." 
"Madam, I am sorry...... I am following orders.... I have to inform you are overdue"
"I know that ........ let me talk to my husband about this tonight. ..... he will speak to your company tomorrow " 

That night, she tells her husband about the visit, and he, mad as a bull, rushes to Electric Company's office the next day morning.

"What's going on? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue? What  business is that of yours?" the husband shouts.
"Just calm down," says the lady at the reception at Elecric Company ,  "it's nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us.."
"PAY you? and if I refuse?"
"Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut yours off."
"And what would my wife do then?" the husband asks.

"I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a candle."