Friday, July 20, 2012

TOP of 2012 joke


Doctor to a ghayal patient,

" Jab car ek AURAT chala rahi thi to tumhe sadak se thodi dur chalana chahiye tha.
Patient :-  kaisi SADAK , Kaun si SADAK,
Main to KHET main Lota leke Baitha tha...........
                                                                           

Wife :- Main SUICIDE karungi........

Husband :- To ye lo, (  He just gives her a DAIRY MILK. )
Wife :- Q ?????
Husband :- Mammi kehati hai , BETA Koi SUBH kaam Karne se pe pehale KUCH MEETHA ho jaye .....!!!!!!

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