Doctor to a ghayal patient,
" Jab car ek AURAT chala rahi thi to tumhe sadak se thodi dur chalana chahiye tha.
Patient :- kaisi SADAK , Kaun si SADAK,
Main to KHET main Lota leke Baitha tha...........
Wife :- Main SUICIDE karungi........
Husband :- To ye lo, ( He just gives her a DAIRY MILK. )
Wife :- Q ?????
Husband :- Mammi kehati hai , BETA Koi SUBH kaam Karne se pe pehale KUCH MEETHA ho jaye .....!!!!!!
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