tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-49422972570237391682024-03-16T00:09:22.952-07:00FunymailThe fun mails and jokes, comedy, humor on this blog. Send to friends to cheers up. Spread the happiness to the world. laughs, fun, sense of humor
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<span style="color: blue;">A man had been in a terrible car accident, and woke up in the hospital. Looking around, he noticed a doctor leaning over his bed. "Jesus doc," the man exclaimed, "what happened. Where am I." </span></div>
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<span style="color: blue;">The doctor replied "You have been in a bad car accident, and you're in the hospital, but don't worry, you're going to be all right. The bad news is that we had to amputate your right arm, above the elbow." </span></div>
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<span style="color: blue;">"Oh no," the man screamed. "I'd rather be dead. I can't go through life without my arm. Please doc, kill me. I can't go on like this........" </span></div>
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<span style="color: blue;">"Now son," said the doctor, "with the miracles of modern medicine today, we can give you a Bionic Arm. Only costs one million dollars, and it looks and works just like the real thing. Nobody will ever know it's not your own arm." </span></div>
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<span style="color: blue;">"Yeah, great," the man groaned. "And where the hell am I gonna get a million bucks. I'm better off dead." </span></div>
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<span style="color: blue;">"Hang on now," said the doctor. "We've been looking for a case like yours for a while now. We just came up with a new arm. For only ten thousand dollars, you can have it. It looks just like the more expensive one, but the only difference is that this one has a small microphone built into it, and you have to TELL the arm what to do. Other than that, it works just like the other one." </span></div>
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<span style="color: blue;">"Well," the guy says, "I can probably afford ten grand. Go ahead, sew it on." </span></div>
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<span style="color: blue;">The next day, the guy woke up in the same bed, and saw the doctor leaning over him again. "Well, doc, how did it go? Is everything all right?" </span></div>
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<span style="color: blue;">"We think that the operation was a success," replied the surgeon, "but you will have to try it out, and let us know if there are any problems with it." </span></div>
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<span style="color: blue;">Later on in the day, the guy was lying in bed, practicing with his new arm. "Lift up," he commanded. The arm lifted up. "Move right." The arm moved to the right. "Move left." The arm moved to the left. Everything seemed to be working without a hitch, and he was really pleased. All of a sudden, he had the urge to go to the bathroom. </span></div>
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<span style="color: blue;">He hopped out of bed, and proceeded into the john. "Arm, reach down and undo my zipper." The arm obeyed. "Take out my Wang." The arm obeyed flawlessly. The guy had his leak, and when he was done, he commanded, "Shake it." The arm gave it a little shake. "No, shake it harder!" The arm gave it a good shake. "Hey," the guy said, "that feels pretty good......jerk it off." </span></div>
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<div class="blogger-post-footer">http://funymail.blogspot.com/atom.xml</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4942297257023739168.post-54059250345897732632016-07-11T10:30:00.003-07:002016-07-11T10:30:20.001-07:00Redlight<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<span style="font-family: verdana, geneva, lucida, lucida grande, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 13.3333px;">Boy: Let’s play the firetruck game.</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: verdana, geneva, lucida, lucida grande, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 13.3333px;">Girl: How do we play?</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: verdana, geneva, lucida, lucida grande, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 13.3333px;">Boy: I run my fingers up your leg, and you say “Redlight” when you want me to stop.</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: verdana, geneva, lucida, lucida grande, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 13.3333px;">Girl: Okay </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: verdana, geneva, lucida, lucida grande, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 13.3333px;">*Few seconds later*</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: verdana, geneva, lucida, lucida grande, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 13.3333px;">Girl: Redlight!!!</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: verdana, geneva, lucida, lucida grande, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 13.3333px;">Boy: Firetrucks don’t stop for redlights </span></span></div>
<div class="blogger-post-footer">http://funymail.blogspot.com/atom.xml</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4942297257023739168.post-27919522905376938002015-01-06T02:02:00.000-08:002015-01-06T02:02:20.290-08:00Life of Pi<div class="MsoPlainText">
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<span style="font-family: "Courier New";"><span style="color: blue;">The first movie,
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<span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">गांड</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">फाड़</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span style="font-family: "Courier New";">Joke<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Courier New";">Wife buys 12
underwears of same colour for hubby.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Courier New";">Hubby- Why same
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<span style="font-family: "Courier New";">A couple sees a
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<span style="font-family: "Courier New";">Once a group of
men decided to go for Tirth Yatra. Their guide explained to them that they
might see some ladies bathing in open and they should not get distracted at
all. When they see anything like that, they should just say HARI OM and move
on. Next day they started the yatra and one of the men in the group said-
"HARI OM" and rest of them said- "KIDHAR HAI, KIDHAR HAI!" </span><span style="font-family: "Segoe UI Symbol",sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: "Segoe UI Symbol";">😆</span><span style="font-family: "Courier New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">पर्दा</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">प्रथा</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">का</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">पालन</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">करने</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">वाले</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">घर</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">में</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">शहर</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">की</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">एक</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">अल्हड़</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">कन्या</span><span style="font-family: "Segoe UI Symbol",sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: "Segoe UI Symbol";">👰</span><span style="font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">का</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">विवाह</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">हो</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">गया</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";">...</span><span style="font-family: "Courier New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">आंगन</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">में</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">सास</span><span style="font-family: "Segoe UI Symbol",sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: "Segoe UI Symbol";">👵</span><span style="font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">के</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">साथ</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">बैठकर</span><span style="font-family: "Courier New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">बतिया</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">रही</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">थी</span><span style="font-family: "Courier New";">,<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">कि</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">अचानक</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">ससुर</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">जी</span><span style="font-family: "Segoe UI Symbol",sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: "Segoe UI Symbol";">👴</span><span style="font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">को</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">किसी</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">काम</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">से</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">आंगन</span><span style="font-family: "Courier New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">की</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">ओर</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">आना</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">पड़ा</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";">...</span><span style="font-family: "Courier New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">बहू</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">के</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">वहीं</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">बैठे</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">होने</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">के</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">कारण</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">उन्होंने</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">खांसकर</span><span style="font-family: "Segoe UI Symbol",sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: "Segoe UI Symbol";">😤</span><span style="font-family: "Courier New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">इशारा</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">किया</span><span style="font-family: "Courier New";">, </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">ताकि</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">बहू</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">वहाँ</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">से</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">चली</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">जाए</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";">...</span><span style="font-family: "Courier New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">लेकिन</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">जब</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">ससुर</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">जी</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">के</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">कई</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">बार</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">खांसने</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">पर</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">भी</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">बहू</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">न</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">हिली</span><span style="font-family: "Courier New";">, </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">तो</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">सास</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">ने</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">प्यार</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">से</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">बहू</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">से</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">कहा</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> - </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">बहू</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">कमरे</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">में</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">जाओ</span><span style="font-family: "Courier New";">,</span><span style="font-family: "Segoe UI Symbol",sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: "Segoe UI Symbol";">👉👰🏠</span><span style="font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">तुम्हारे</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">ससुर</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">जी</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">आए</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">हैं</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";">...</span><span style="font-family: "Courier New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">इस</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">पर</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">बहू</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">ने</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">शरमाते</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">हुए</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">बड़े</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">ही</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">भोलेपन</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">से</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">पूछा</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";">-</span><span style="font-family: "Tahoma",sans-serif;">��</span><span style="font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">मांजी</span><span style="font-family: "Courier New";">, </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">ससुर</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">जी</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">आये</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">हैं</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";">... </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">तो</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">कमरे</span><span style="font-family: "Courier New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">में</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">मैं</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">जाऊँ</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">या</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">आप</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">जाएँगी</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";">...</span><span style="font-family: "Courier New";">?</span><span style="font-family: "Segoe UI Symbol",sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: "Segoe UI Symbol";">☝</span><span style="font-family: "Courier New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="blogger-post-footer">http://funymail.blogspot.com/atom.xml</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4942297257023739168.post-10539199169275185012015-01-06T01:54:00.000-08:002015-01-06T01:54:07.270-08:00SAAS/BAHU KE JHAGDE<div class="MsoPlainText" style="text-align: left;">
<span style="font-family: "Courier New";">SAAS/BAHU KE JHAGDE
mein:<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Courier New";">Saas: i have
carried him for 9 months.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Courier New";">Bahu: only 3.5
kgs na? <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Courier New";">I carry him every
night, and he is 85 kgs now!!!<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 107%; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin;">Baat karti hai. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Courier New";">gayab..</span><span style="font-family: "Segoe UI Symbol",sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: "Segoe UI Symbol";">💡❌ 3 din se girls hostel me Current nahi hi.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Courier New";">Tang aakar madam
ne<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Courier New";">department ko
phone kiya aur kaha,...<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Courier New";">3 din se ladkiya
mombati se<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Courier New";">kaam chala rahi
hai,<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Courier New";">*Aaj to Aadmi
bhej do*</span><span style="font-family: "Segoe UI Symbol",sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: "Segoe UI Symbol";">😆</span><span style="font-family: "Courier New";"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
<div class="blogger-post-footer">http://funymail.blogspot.com/atom.xml</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4942297257023739168.post-43810810541447985132015-01-06T01:29:00.002-08:002015-01-06T01:48:24.681-08:00This is Solid joke for 2015<div class="MsoPlainText">
<span style="color: blue;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New";">Dada Kondke made
a movie: </span><span style="font-family: 'Courier New';">"<b>Roz Meri
Marlo</b>"</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Courier New";"><span style="color: blue;">Censor board
objected.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Courier New";"><span style="color: blue;">Dada told censor
board= ye 3 ladkiyo ki kahani hai. Rose, Mary & Marlo.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Courier New";"><span style="color: blue;">Board asked to
change the sequence. Dada happily agreed & told the censor board YOU can put
their names in any sequence.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Courier New';"><span style="color: blue;">U can Also Try
it!</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Courier New";"><span style="color: blue;">Keep Trying...)</span><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">अपनी</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">सुहागरात</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">पर</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">संता</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">ने</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">अपनी</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">पत्नी</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">से</span><span style="font-family: "Courier New";"><br />
</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">पूछा</span><span style="font-family: "Courier New";">, "</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">तू</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">शादी</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">से</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">पहले</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">कितनी</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">बार</span><span style="font-family: "Courier New";"><br />
</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">ठूकी</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">हुई</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">है</span><span style="font-family: "Courier New";">?"<br />
</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">पत्नी</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";">: </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">कभी</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">नहीं।</span><span style="font-family: "Courier New";"><br />
</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">संता</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";">: </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">मेरे</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">पास</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">चैक</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">करने</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">का</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">मीटर</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">है</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">चूत</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">में</span><span style="font-family: "Courier New";"><br />
</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">लगा</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">के</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">देख</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">लूँगा।</span><span style="font-family: "Courier New";"><br />
</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">पत्नी</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";">: </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">एक</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">बार</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">गलती</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">से</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">ठूकी</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">हूँ।</span><span style="font-family: "Courier New";"><br />
</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">संता</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";">: </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">झूठ</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">न</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">बोल</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">मेरे</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">पास</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">मीटर</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">है।</span><span style="font-family: "Courier New";"><br />
</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">पत्नी</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";">: </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">मुझे</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">माफ़</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">कर</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">दो</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span style="font-family: "Courier New";">10 -15 </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">बार</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">ठूकी</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">हूँ।</span><span style="font-family: "Courier New";"><br />
</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">संता</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";">: </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">सच</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">बता</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">वर्ना</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">मैं</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">मीटर</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">लगा</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">रहा</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">हूँ।</span><span style="font-family: "Courier New";"><br />
</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">पत्नी</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";">: </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">जा</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">मादरचोद</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">लगा</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">ले</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">मीटर</span><span style="font-family: "Courier New";">,<br />
</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">जितनी</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">बार</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">मैं</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">चुद्दी</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">हुई</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">हूँ</span><span style="font-family: "Courier New";">, </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">उतने</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">नंबर</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">तो</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">तेरे</span><span style="font-family: "Courier New";"><br />
</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">मीटर</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">में</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">भी</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">नहीं</span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-ascii-font-family: "Courier New"; mso-bidi-language: HI; mso-hansi-font-family: "Courier New";"> </span><span lang="HI" style="font-family: "Mangal",serif; mso-bidi-language: HI;">होंगे।</span><span style="font-family: "Courier New";"><br />
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<div class="blogger-post-footer">http://funymail.blogspot.com/atom.xml</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4942297257023739168.post-42529542701042034552015-01-06T01:25:00.001-08:002015-01-06T01:25:29.314-08:00Prize winning message of the year<div dir="ltr">
A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman - "Which book has helped you most in your life?"</div>
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The woman replied - "My husband's cheque book !!</div>
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<span style="color: red;">In New York hospital, Nurse to a new but arrogant white american father:<br />
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<span style="color: red;">American: ''Im not suprised lady. My tool is as big as a chimney!</span></div>
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<span style="color: red;">Nurse: ''Then Better get it cleaned... they're all Black''</span></div>
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<br /><span style="color: blue;">LADY TO Dr : My Periods are coming brown colour<br />
Is there any infection?<br />
Dr:How many times u do sex?<br />
Lady: 2times in a yr <br />
Dr: ye infection nahi<br />
ZANG laga hai.</span><br /><br /><br />
Pota- Dadaji ye condom kya hota hai?<br />
Dadaji- Chal Bhag, Mujhe Nahi Pata.<br />
Pota- Main Janta tha Buddhe, Tujhe pata hota to aaj PROPERTY ke 14 tukde nahi hote..<br /><br /><br /><span style="color: #351c75;">
Santa Kamwali ko ched raha tha. <br />
Kamwali: Battamizi mat kar, MOR bana dungi.<br />
Santa: Murga banate suna tha. Mor kaise banate hai.<br />
Kamwali: Gand me ulti zadu daal ke.</span><br /><br /><br />
A lady lost her Panties in the park.<br />
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The Confused Dog came back with Dozens of Used Condoms!<br /><br /><br /><span style="background-color: orange;">
Question: Why Do Girls Put On Weight After sex? </span></div>
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<span style="background-color: orange;">Ans: Bcoz every banana has 108 calories..</span><br /><br /><br />
Sindhi's Son: Papa mere dur ki nazar kharab ho gayi hai, naye SPECS banwa do... ! <br />
Sindhi : bahar chal, woh kya hai aasman mai? <br />
Sindhi's son: Papa woh chand hai.<br />
Sindhi: Isse dur kya bhenchod pariyo ki gaand dekhega???<br /><br /><br />
Teacher: What is the opposite of laughing?<br />
Pappu: Fucking!<br />
Teacher: Shame on you! How is that?<br />
Pappu: Laughing is ha ha ha ha and fucking is ah ah ah ah ahh aaahhh..!!<br /><br /><br /><span style="color: blue;">Some great sexy sayings-</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue;">"U cannot taste me, until u<br />
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<span style="color: blue;">-Banana.</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue;">"U cannot eat me unless u lick me"</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue;">- Ice cream.</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue;">"U can not play with me unless u blow me"</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue;">- Balloon.</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue;">"U can not enjoy me unless u suck me"</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue;">- Lollypop.</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue;">"U make me wet & put me in your mouth everyday"</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue;">- Toothbrush.</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue;">"U can not enjoy me unless u spread me"</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue;">Butter<br />Aisi Koi Chiz Batao Jisko Bajane Se Andar Se Bacche Nikalte Hai..? <br />
Socho ..... Nhi Malum???<br />
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<span style="color: blue;">"School Ki Ghanti" :)<br />
Soch Badalo Desh Badlega. </span></div>
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Almari khali ho jati hai..<br />
Soch badlo, Desh badlega!</div>
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Kehte hai aurat ke hath mein barkat hoti hai,<br />
Sahi hai, Kyun ki..<br />
2 inch ki chiz ko 7 inch ka kar de ti hai,<br />
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<span style="color: #20124d;"><br /> 1. Sardar comes back 2 his car & finds a note saying "Parking Fine" <br /> He writes a note and sticks it 2 pole "Thanks 4 d complement"<br /> <br /> 2 ...How do you recognize a Sardar in School? He is the one who erases the notes from <br /> the book when the teacher erases the board.<br /> <br /> 3. Once a Sardar was walking and had a glove on one hand and not on other so the man <br /> asked him why did he do so? He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one <br /> hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.<br /> <br /> 4. Sardarji bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from Amritsar , where <br /> he lived, to Jalandar to meet his friend. He reached there in a few hours. After <br /> spending a few days there, he decided to return, and called up his mother to expect him <br /> in the evening. But he didn't reach in the evening and not the next day either. When he <br /> finally reached home on the third day, his distraught mother ran and asked him " Arre <br /> Puttar, ki hoya?" <br /> The Sardarji got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said, "Oy, ye <br /> Marutti wale pagal hain, agge jaane waaste chaar gear banaate hain, aur pichche jaane <br /> waaste sirf ik?"<br /> <br /> 5. Teacher: Can you tell me something about Raja Ram Mohan Roy? <br /> Saradji: They were 4 best friends..!<br /> <br /> 6. Sardar to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao, Shopkeeper ne Flag Dikhaya, <br /> Sardar: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao.<br /> <br /> 7. How can a Sardar Kill a Lion? Sardarji thinks N thinks hard & comes to a conclusion: <br /> I'll drink poison n let lion eat me. O' bolo ta ra ra.<br /> <br /> 9. Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... When a Person asked <br /> what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!!<br /> <br /> 10. Sardar with a new mobile called everyone from his Phone Book & said "My MobileNo. <br /> has changed Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610"<br /> <br /> 11. Sardar falls in Love with Nurse. He writes a Love letter to her, " I LOVE U SISTER."<br /> <br /> 12. What is Common between: Krishna , Ram, Gandhi ji & Jesus..? <br /> Sardar ji Replied: All are born on Government Holidays.<br /> <br /> 13. Santa : That Cow is a Lovely Colour ,<br /> <br /> Farmer : Yes, it's a Jersey <br /> Santa: Oh, I thought it was its Skin...!!!<br /> <br /> 14. Sardar Son: O God! Please make New York the capital of Punjab . <br /> Sardar: Why are you praying for that? <br /> Sardar Son: That is what I have written in my exam.<br /> </span><br /> </div>
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DIFFERENCE BETWEEN Facebook and Whats app CONVERSATION</div>
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Wife: Kab se wait kar rahi hun?Ghar kab aa rahe ho.</div>
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Wife: Dear when will you be back. You are the best husband in the world. Miss you. Come back soon.<br />
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Husband: Thanks for being there always .... so lucky to have a wonderful wife like you! Will be back soon honey. </div>
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<br /><b><span style="color: red;">A Husband asked God :<br />
Why my wife loves a rose which dies in a day ...<br />
But doesn't love me who dies for her every day.......!!</span></b></div>
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<b><span style="color: red;">God replied :<br />
Mast hai !! WHATSAPP pe daal...!! </span></b></div>
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On wife's b'day, man ordered a cake on phone. <br />
Salesman: Wat msg to put on d cake?<br />
Man: Write"Getting older but U R getting better."<br />
Salesman: How do u want me to put it?<br />
Man: Well.. put "U R getting older"at the top And "But U R getting better" at d bottom. <br />
When d cake was unveiled all guests were aghast at d msg. It read: "You are getting older at the top, <br />
But You are getting better at the bottom!"</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue;">Moral:- Don't order cakes over phone.<br />
Dont laugh alone pass it on.....</span></div>
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In this world everybody makes mistakes, but<br />
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Madam- Hand par ek sentence banao,<br />
Boy- My penis in ur Hand<br />
Madam- Madarchod ye kya likh diya<br />
Boy -Sorry mam pen k baad <b>space </b>dena bhul gaya ???</div>
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"If ur skirt is long, stay away from the Engines<br />&<br />
if it's short, stay away from the Engineers"!!<br /><br />
'Happy Engineers Day'!<br /></div>
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<span style="color: blue;">HILARIOUS TRUTH :</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue;">Every Man is Millionaire atleast by his sperm count... </span></div>
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<span style="color: blue;">And the Funniest thing is that even these million are also spent on Women...!! </span></div>
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<span style="color: blue;">1 sperm has 37.5 MB of DNA information in it, </span></div>
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<span style="color: blue;">which means a normal fuck represents a data transfer of 1587 GB in about 3 seconds...</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue;">And we think 3G is fast !</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue;">The 1st Penis guard in Cricket was used in 1894 & the 1st Helmet was used in 1934.</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue;">MORAL: It took 40 yrs for men to realize that Brain is also an important part. But priority was always clear..... </span></div>
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<p dir="ltr">WIFE-Kutte se kya Barabari karoge,Wo to 1 Ghanta fasa ke Rakhta hai...Tumhari 3 min me Gaand fatt jati hai </p>
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<span style="color: purple;">All the alphabets in the keyboard were topsy turvy. I removed each one and placed them in order.Sardar replied.</span><br /><br /><br /><b>Confessed</b><br /><br /><br />Will you beat me if I tell you one thing.Wife enquired from husband. Of course not. husband said. Wife." I am three months pregnant". wife clarified.Husband was delighted. "On the contrary this calls for celebration. Why would I beat you?".</div>
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"When I was studying in college,my father had beaten me for telling the same thing." The wife confessed! <br /><br /><br /> <br /><span style="color: blue;"><b>Warning</b><br /><br />Johny wrote to Jesus christ.My dear Jesus,please get me a cycle .Even after one week there was no response. Again he wroter. Please get me a cycle soon.Again there was no response.He purchased Matha's photo,kept in his house and sent a warning to Jesus. "Your mother is in my custody. If you want your mother back safe, please provide the cycle within 24 hours".</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue;"><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">A man and his grandson are fishing by a peaceful lake beneath some</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">weeping willow trees. </span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">The man takes out a cigarette and lights it. His grandson says , "Grandpa, Can I try some of your cigarette?" "Can you touch your asshole with your penis?" he says. "No," says the little boy. "Then you're not big enough." </span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">A few more minutes pass, and the man takes a beer our of his cooler and opens it. The little boy says, "Grandpa, can I have</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">some of your beer?" "Can you touch your asshole with your penis?", he says. "No," says the little boy. "Then you're not old enough." </span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Time passes and they continue to fish. The little boy gets hungry and he reaches into his lunch box, takes out a bag of cookies and eats one. The grandfather looks at him and says, "Hey they look good. Can I have one of your cookies?" "Can you touch your asshole with your penis?" says the little boy. "I most certainly can!" says the grandfather. "Then go fuck yourself," says the boy, "These </span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">are my cookies!"</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><b>SMART ASS ANSWER #6</b></span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">It was mealtime during an airline flight. 'Would you like dinner?' the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. 'What are my choices?' John asked. 'Yes or no,' she replied.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><b>SMART ASS ANSWER #5</b></span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, 'Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub.'</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><b>SMART ASS ANSWER #4</b></span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, ' Do these turkeys get any bigger?' The stock boy replied, 'No ma'am, they're dead..'</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><b>SMART ASS ANSWER #3</b></span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">The police officer got out of his car as the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. 'I've been waiting for you all day,' the officer said. The kid replied, Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could.' When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><b>SMART ASS ANSWER #2</b></span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">A truck driver was driving along on the freeway and noticed a sign that read: Low Bridge Ahead. Before he knows it, the bridge is right in front of him and his truck gets wedged under it. Cars are backed up for miles. </span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Finally a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, 'Got stuck, huh?' The truck driver says, 'No, I was delivering this bridge and I ran out of gas...'</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><b>SMART ASS ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2013!!</b></span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. 'Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!' A smart-ass student in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, 'What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?' The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shook her head and sweetly said, 'Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand.'</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><b>A BONUS EXTRA</b></span><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><span style="color: red;">A woman is standing nude looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.</span></span></div>
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One day, a friend ran up to him excitedly and said, "Socrates, do you know what I just heard about one of your students called Plato?"<br />"Wait a moment," Socrates replied. "Before you tell me anything, <br />I' would like you to answer a few test questions. <br /><br />It's called the Triple Filter Test".<br /><br />―Triple filter?" asked the friend.<br /><br />"That's right," Socrates continued. "Before you talk to me about my student, I am going to ask you three questions‖<br />The first Filter is Truth. Have you made absolutely sure <br />that what you are about to tell me is true?"<br /><br />"No," the man said, "actually I just heard about it and..."<br /><br /><b>"All right," said Socrates. "So you are not sure if it's true or not.</b><br /><br />Now let's try the second filter, the Filter of Goodness. <br />Is what you are about to tell me about my student something good?<br /><br />"No, on the contrary...‖ said the man.<br /><b><br />"So," Socrates continued, "you want to tell me something bad about him, even though you're not certain it's true?"</b><br /><br />The man shrugged, a little embarrassed.<br /><br />Socrates continued. "You may still pass the Triple Filter test though, because there is a third filter - the Filter of usefulness. Is what you want to tell me about my student going to be useful to me?"<br /><br />"No, not really...‖<br /><br />"Well," concluded Socrates, <br /><b>"if what you want to tell me is neither True nor Good, nor even Useful, why tell it to me at all?" </b><br /><br />The man was defeated and ashamed.<br /><div style="clear: both; color: white;">
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Bill and Sarah were Londoners and were blessed with seven healthy children. After many months of discussion, they finally decided to move to New York. It should have been a simple enough move, but when they arrived, they had great difficulty finding a suitable apartment to live in.<br /> <br /> Although many were big enough, the landlords always seemed to object to such a large family living there. If only Bill wasn't so honest about the size of his family!<br /> <br /> After several days of unsuccessful searching, Bill had an idea. He told Sarah to take the four younger children to visit the local cemetery while he went with the older three children to find an apartment. After looking for most of the morning, Bill found a place that was ideal.<br /> The landlord asked him, "How many children do you have?"<br /> <br /> Bill answered with a deep sigh, "Seven . . . but four are with their dear mother in the cemetery."<br /> <br /> He got the apartment!<br /><br /><!--~-|**|PrettyHtmlEnd|**|-~--> <div class="blogger-post-footer">http://funymail.blogspot.com/atom.xml</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4942297257023739168.post-29395015235154548822013-04-18T05:26:00.002-07:002013-04-18T05:32:04.734-07:00What Woman wants ? fact of the year 2013<!--~-|**|PrettyHtmlStartT|**|-~--> <br />
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<b><span style="color: blue;">Every man believes every woman's ultimate fantasy is to have two men at once.<br /><br />While a recent sociological study verified this, what men don't realize is that, in women's fantasies, one man cooks while the other cleans</span>!</b><!--~-|**|PrettyHtmlEnd|**|-~--> <div class="blogger-post-footer">http://funymail.blogspot.com/atom.xml</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4942297257023739168.post-7922568832306084922013-04-18T04:50:00.003-07:002013-04-18T04:50:51.752-07:00Funny Matrimonial Ads <!--~-|**|PrettyHtmlStartT|**|-~--> <br />
<span style="color: red;">These are ads taken from actual matrimonial sites - guys searching for brides. Grammar and spell errors have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart! Disclaimer : I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after reading this.....<br />*****<br />hello.... My name Arthi..... I am a good characterized woman. I want to run my life happily. I expect the good minded and clean habits boy to marry me soon.... who may be in the same caste . If anyone want to Marie to me u can visit to my home (Ghar Chale aana........???)<br />*****<br />Hello, To Viewers My Name is Shekhar , I am single i don't have female, I am not a good education but i working all field in Bangalore.. if u like me u welcome to my heart...when ever u want to meet pls visit my resident or send u letter.. Thanks yours Regards Shekhar<br />*****<br />I want very simple girl. from Brahmin educated family from orissa state she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework (Homework?)<br />*****<br />Wants a woman who knows me better and can adjust with me forever. she may never create any difficulties in my life or her life by which the entire life can run smoothly. thank you (The principle of running life smoothly was never so easy!)<br />*****<br />She should be good looking and should have a service. she Should have one brother and one sister. she should be educated. (ain't it unique !! 1 brother 1 sister criteria !)<br />*****<br />I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I love to make friendship. Because friendship is a first step of love. I am looking for my dream girl who will love me more than i. Because i love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on ........hold my hand forever !!! (The dilwale dulhaniya effect)<br />*****<br />I am simple boy. I have lot of problem in my life because of my luck now i am looking one gal she care me and love me lot lot (I don't know why but this is one of my favorites)<br />*****<br />My wife should be as 'Shivani' as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as Tanwerr as in KSBKBT...... (Ok I haven't seen these soaps but I am sure he must be demanding too much,ain't he?)<br />*****<br />I want a girl with no drinks if she wants she can wear jeans in house but while stepping out of house she should give respect to our cast (by not wearing her jeans? Wat the hell...)<br />*****<br />HYE I AM A GOOD LOOKING BOY ,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO LAUGH'S BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER OF GOD.<br />THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A GIRL ,THEY ARE 1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFESSION AND THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LAUGH. (all of us are loughing{laughing})<br />*****<br />Whatever she may be but she should feel that she is going to be someone bride and she must think of the future life if she is too like this she would be called the woman of the lamp (I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this boy wants)<br />*****<br />I love my partner i marriage the partner ok i search my partner and i love the partner ok thik hai the partner has a graduate ok (I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The person is suffering from "Ok-syndrome")<br />*****<br />HI I AM VERY COOL NUATHER OK MY HOBBY IS SEE TV AND NEWS OK I HAVE 1 CAR AND 1 BOWL OK MY MOTHER ALSO GOOD OK MY FARUET WORLD IS OK (the "ok syndrome" again)<br />*****<br />I am pran my family history my two brother two sister and Father&mother sister complity marred (somebody please explain in comments section how to get married 'completely'?)<br />*****<br />I am very simple and honest. i have three sister one brother and parent. iam doing postal service and tailor master my original residence at kalahandi diste naw iam staing at rayagada dist. (actually what is this guy doing? Postal service or tailor.??)<br />*****<br />My name is muhamad and i am unmarried. please you marriage me please please please please please please please (height of desperation! J )<br />*****<br />I want one girl who love me or my mother. she love me heartily or she have frank she's skin color 'normal' not a black or not a whitey. I Think the main think is heart if your heart is beautiful then you are beautiful. but iam not a handsome guy or not a good looking. but my Mom say that Iam a good guy. My father already expired . THE CHOICE IS YOUR. bye bye. (uttama purushan)<br />*****<br />Iam kanan. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred. (No comments)<br />*****<br />I AM LITTLE FAIR INDIAN COLOR. I DON'T HAVE ANY HABIT. (maybe the poor guy meant BAD habits)<br />*****<br />My color is black, but my heart is white. I like social service (Zebra..???)<br />*****<br />I'm looking out for who lives in Bombay, girl simple who trust me lot should be roman catholic, LOVE ME ONLY. (Now that criterion is a must, isn't it?)<br />*****<br />To be married on jun-2006. working woman preferable (this guy has fixed the marriage date too! But he is yet to find a bride. I wish him best of luck on behalf of all of us. I am sure he will get one soon.)<br />*****<br />I would like a beautiful girl. and I do not want her any treasure. because girl is the maharani. (Now she is going to be a lucky girl! Any takers?)<br />*****<br />ssc failed three times and worked with private ltd company which not paying salary at present. (Any takers again?)<br />*****</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue;">1. A good discussion is like a miniskirt, Short enough to pertain interest and long enough to cover the subject!<br />************<br />2. Love is photogenic it needs darkness to develop.<br />************<br />3.Children in backseats cause accidents, Accidents in backseats cause children!<br />************<br />4."Your future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep!<br />************<br />5.There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning!<br />************<br />6."ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY", So what? Who's in a hurry?<br />************<br />7."Hard work never killed anybody", But why take the risk! (I don't want to be an exception!)<br />************<br />8."Work fascinates me", I can sit and watch it for hours!<br />************<br />9.God made relatives, Thank God we can choose our friends.<br />************<br />10.My girlfriend ran away with my best friend and I really am sorry for him!<br />************<br />11.God is Alive! Speak to Him!, (It's cheaper after 9.30 p.m.!)<br />************<br />12.When two's company, three's the result!<br />************<br />13.A designer dress is like a barbed fence, It protects the premises without restricting the view!<br />************ </span></h4>
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