Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Birbal Se Panga Leke Fass Gaya Bechara

"Akbar Birbal Ke Kisse To Bahut Se Sune Honge, Par Ye Kissa Vo Hai Jo Har Kisi Ne Nahi Suna, Aur Sach Mein Birbal Ki Jitni Tarif Ki Jaye Utni Kam Hai."

Akbar Ne Nayi Nayi Shadi Kari Aur Jo Uski Begaum Aayi Thi Vo Bahut Hi Haseen Thi Aur Uske Boobs Bade Hi Mote Mote And Mast Thhe.

Taansen, Akbar Ka Sangeetkar Ka Dil Unhe Muh Mein Lene Ka Hua. Par Koi Tarkeeb Dimag Mein Na Aayi To Jaisa Sab Jante Hai Ki Birbal Ka Dimag Bahut Tez Tha, Har Problem Ka Solution Dhoond Leta Tha, Tansen Uske Pas Gaya Aur Bola.

Tansen: “Yaar Birbal, Nayi Begum Sahiba Badi Mast Hai Koi Jugaad Kar Na Jis Se Uske Boobs Choos Saku”

Birbal Ne Jawab Diya: “Dekh Bhai, Main Salahkaar Sirf Badshah Ka Hun, Aur Kisi Ko Main Free Mein Koi Salah Mashvara Nahi Deta, Bina Paiso Ke Teri Koi Madad Nahi Karunga”
Taansen Ne Kuch Pal Socha Aur Bol Diya Ki Vo Ye Kaam Karvaye Main Usko Sone Ki Asharfiya De Dunga.

Raat Ko Birbal Taansen Ke Paas Aaya Aur Bola: “Tera Kaam Ho Gaya Hai, Maine Begum Ki Bra Mein Khujli Ka Powder Daal Diya Hai”

Tansen Bola: “Arey Par Us Se Kya Hoga?”

Birbal: “Kal Subha Badshah Jab Ye Problem Mere Ko Batayega To Main Bol Dunga Ki Taansen Ke Muh Mein Jaadu Hai, Shareer Mein Kahi Bhi Khujli Ho Rahi Ho Aur Tansen Usko Choose To Khujli Theek Ho Jaati Hai”

Idea Sun Kar Tansen Bada Khush Hua, Aur Agle Din Hua Bhi Aisa, Taansen Ne Zam Kar Begum Sahiba Ke Boobs Choose Aur Maje Liye

Agle Din Jab Birbal Paise Lene Aaya To Taansen Bola: “Ghanta Lele Mera, Itna Chota Sa Kaam Kiya Aur Uske Badle Mein Itne Paise Mang Raha Hai, Ye Toh Main Bhi Kar Sakta Tha Bina Tumhari Madad Ke.”

Birbal Ye Sunkar Muskuraya Aur Bola: “Taansen Beta, Main Janta Tha Ki Tu Aisa Haramipana Dikhayega, Isliye Kal Raat Ko Maine Akbar Ke Kachhe Mein Bhi Khujli Ka Powder Daal Diya Tha.“

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