Laloo and piglet

One day Laloo was traveling by car. He was going to a village for campaigning . Suddenly a piglet came across the car, the driver couldn't hit the brake in time and the baby pig was killed in the accident . At this sight, Laloo was deeply moved and felt very upset. He called the driver and said ,"Jiska e suuar hai hum usko compensesan dena chahta hoon . Usko dhundke lav ".

The driver went to the nearest village and came back after some time with a tilak on his forehead, garlands around his neck and lots of money in his hands!!!

Laloo was surprised . He asked ,"Hum tumko kaha tha ke uss aadmi ko laiye , aur tum aise wapas aaye ho! baat kya hai?"

At this the driver replied " I told them about the incident .. Hearing it they were rejoiced , put tilak and garlands on me, then danced for some time and gave me this money."

Laloo then asked him "Tum unko egjactly kaa bole?"

The driver replied :

"Main bola, MAIN Laloo Prasad Yadav KA DRIVER HOON , MAINE SUAAR KE BACHHE KO MAR DALA HAI......... ."