Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Jay aur mausi ki baat-cheet

Jay : Mausi, ladka FIBCOM mein kaam karta hai..Mausi : Hai ram..!!! aur kahin try kar raha hai kya??

Jay : kahan mausi 2 saal FIBCOM me rahne ke baad koi Company leti kahan hai...
Mausi : Hi Raam to kya 2 saal se FIBCOM mein hi hai..

Jay : haan socha tha 2 saal me salary hike hogi hi. Aajkal to salary bhi jyada NAHI mil rahi hai use..
Mausi : To kya salary BHI KAM milti HAI..?

Jay : Ab appraisal bhi to asaani se kahaan hota hai mausi..
Mausi : Hai hai ...!! To kya appraisal bhi nahi hota uska..?

Jay : Senior se ladhai karne ke baad appraisal mein achhi rating to nahin milti hai... mausi..
Mausi : To kya seniors se ladhta bhi hai..?

Jay : Ab 2 saal tak onsite jane ko na mile to ho jaati hai kabhi kabhi anban..
Mausi : To kya ab tak ek baar bhi onsite nahi gaya..???

Jay : Ab Outdated technology ke developer ki kismat mein to yehi likha hai mausi..
Mausi : kya kaha ladka Outdated technology mein kaam karata hai..!!!


Mausi : Kaunse college se padhai ki hai..?
Jay : Uska pataa lagte hi hum aapko khabar kar denge!!


Jay : To main rishta pakka samjhuna mausi???


Mausi : Beta, kan khol kar sun le...Sagi mausi hoon basanti ki koi sauteli maa nahi Bhale hi hamaari Basanti Call Center wale Chandu se shaadi kar le par FIBCOM ke employee se katai nahin karegi.

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