Monday, August 9, 2010

Cannibal Restaurant

Cannibal Restaurant...
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant
operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling
somewhat hungry, he walked in, sat down and looked over the menu...

Raw Tourist: $5
Broiled Missionary: $10.00
Fried Explorer: $15.00
Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00

The guy called his Friend over and asked, 'Why such a huge price
difference for the politicians?'
The cook replied, 'Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full
of crap, it takes all morning'.